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Sphero 2.0 – The Best Toy Ever

  I’ve been asked to review the Sphero 2.0 but I have no idea how to review something this cool! I’ve had it for weeks but I’ve been so busy playing with it the kids have been so busy playing with it that I was having too much fun to write about it! Let me just lay […]

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The never-ending quest to get our kids to eat Indian food!

The Missus and I love Indian food. Our whole relationship is built on a foundation of being way too full after a good night out to have sex. If you live by the theory that you only get given a certain number of ‘shots’ then this has worked exceptionally well for us. We are, so […]

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An Open Letter to an Anonymous Emailer

I was going to write a post tonight about our futile efforts to get the kids to eat Indian food with us but when I opened DadRites I had a message waiting for me. This message, You complain a lot about your kids. Also kids should never be hit and that includes a smack. That […]

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Time for something a little grown up

Time for something a little grown-up and it starts with a confession. When I was 22 years old I was declared bankrupt. Yep. I’d love to say that I was a prodigy who made a million and lost a million but I wasn’t. I was 50% unlucky and 50% a total bloody idiot. Let’s deal with the […]

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Monster under the bed!

Every night, for seemingly as long as I can remember, RatBoy has woken up screaming in the wee hours. He used to scream and shout for Mummy and Daddy and mumble something about ‘scissors’. We had no idea what was going on. It always seemed to be just at the moment we were falling asleep […]

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DadRites’ Sweetest Dad Competition (Krispy Kreme!)

It’s nearly Father’s Day folks and so I have a pretty sweet competition for you all! Donut miss out! Enter now and you might get your just desserts! (I’ll stop now!) I’m steering away from the fitness stuff for this one because this is all about another great love in my life… donuts! And you […]

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Sh*t My Kids’ Say # 40 – Weirdo

  A very quick one from RatGirl this morning. There is no real context behind this Sh*t My Kids Say. Just a random statement. RatGirl was dancing around on the trampoline completely oblivious to everything and everyone else, totally wrapped up in her own little world when suddenly she paused, and to no-one in particular, […]

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You have to say, that's pretty darn sexy!

Small Cars are Awesome Cars!

This post is in collaboration with Ford! (look at me branching out!) I cop some abuse for driving a small car. Most of the people in my town drive some form of armoured personnel carrier and it is not uncommon for me to pull alongside folks in traffic only to look out my window and […]

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My kids are obsessed with butts!

“You’re a butt!” “No you’re a butt!” “You’re a butt-head!” “You’re a butt-face!” “You’re a butt-munch!” “Haha! Butt-munch!” “You’re a butt-fish-tank!” “You’re a butt-tv!” “You’re a butt-fart!” (Half an hour of laughing) “Butt-daddy!” “Butt-mummy!” “Super Butt!” ‘Buttman!” “He lives in a Butt-cave!” “He lives in a Butt-cano!” (This is a butt volcano apparently and resulted […]

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The Missus has a new favourite!

My mother-in-law just bought The Missus a battery-powered device that seems to be making her happier than I ever have! She’s doing it in the living room, the dining room and the kitchen. It’s vibrating all over the house. Apparently it ‘loves carpet’ which seems to make her very happy and ‘not a lot of […]

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